Where you freeze a piece of poop (the poop should be in the shape and size of a popsicle); once poop is frozen you take that poop and bang a female with it, telling her it is a fudgesicle the whole time. Before it melts too much you feed her a nibble or two. As it melts a whole bunch she can probably tell it's not a fudgesicle, so you laugh and tell her it was poop, then you punch her in the face.
Me: Hahaha, that was not a fudgesicle at all. That was a Massachusetts Fudgesicle!
Her: What? Nasty! <barf>
Me: <punch>
Her: Ouch! <calling 911>
Me: Hahaha <running away>
Her: What? Nasty! <barf>
Me: <punch>
Her: Ouch! <calling 911>
Me: Hahaha <running away>
by mutater March 21, 2007