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To start with, maspalomas means more pigeons. That's right. But more than pigeons there are many tourists. Too many, and you start missing the pigeons. Maspalomas is a beautiful place. It'd located in the south of gran canaria. It's main characteristics are the beaches, with gold or black sand and cliffs. It is also renoun for its gay population, which it's one of the main attractions. From the 70' it started expanding from playa del ingles to the east side of St Augustin and the west to Meloneras. With 7km long beaches and dunes, in which you can enjoy a relaxing afternoon watching sexual activities.

Other fun activities are the casino, or the vintage music selection of the bars in playa del ingles kaspah center.

Totally recommended for families, sexual promiscuous individuals and singles. Not indicated for couples, as they mostly end up fighting in the plasa.
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maspalomas by Cmbrn July 12, 2017
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