Mashed Potato Man 

noun. A menace of the forest that came to life through a bowl of mashed potatoes. He wears a yellow shirt, blue jeans, and underpants on his head to hide his true identity.

"The Mashed Potato Man has come back!"

Mashed Potato Man by Scnigey March 23, 2003

Mashed Potato Man 

A menace to society that came to life from a bowl of unseasoned mashed potatoes. Soft, white, flavorless, and unrefined. Likes gravy.

Look at that Mashed Potato Man in the Trump hat.

Mashed Potato Man by Lersei Cannister May 30, 2018

Manhattan Mashed Potato 

When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.

My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.

Manhattan Mashed Potato by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020