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Maryland
You know you're from Maryland if.
Going on vacation means going to Ocean City for the weekend.
You live within 10 square miles of snobby white people ghetto black people and rednecks.
You can't have french fries without either vinegar or old bay seasoning
Battle of the Beltways is infamous with the rivalries between the Baltimore and Washington D.C sports teams
You get annoyed when people say your from the south
You get annoyed when people say your from the northeast
You went to Port Discovery as a child
You took Maryland state history in the 4th grade
If you don't play lacrosse you know at least 20 people who do.
You always wear sun glasses regardless of what the weather is like outside.
You have broken up a crab before.
You know at least 5 people who are or were in the Navy.
You know what gogo music is.
A weekend road-trip means either going to historic southern Maryland or Downtown Annapolis.
You grill seafood regularly
You hate everything about Northern Virginia
You know a handful of people who work for the government.
You have worn your state flag in some way shape or form.
Every time you go to a large chain restaurant you see at least two people wearing suits.
You went to Sandy Point State Park as a child and thought it was really exotic.
You have been cut of by a car with 20,000 dollar rims on a 2,000 dollar car.
School gets closed for an inch of snow
You either have or have known people who work at Six Flags for their summer job
Going on vacation means going to Ocean City for the weekend.
You live within 10 square miles of snobby white people ghetto black people and rednecks.
You can't have french fries without either vinegar or old bay seasoning
Battle of the Beltways is infamous with the rivalries between the Baltimore and Washington D.C sports teams
You get annoyed when people say your from the south
You get annoyed when people say your from the northeast
You went to Port Discovery as a child
You took Maryland state history in the 4th grade
If you don't play lacrosse you know at least 20 people who do.
You always wear sun glasses regardless of what the weather is like outside.
You have broken up a crab before.
You know at least 5 people who are or were in the Navy.
You know what gogo music is.
A weekend road-trip means either going to historic southern Maryland or Downtown Annapolis.
You grill seafood regularly
You hate everything about Northern Virginia
You know a handful of people who work for the government.
You have worn your state flag in some way shape or form.
Every time you go to a large chain restaurant you see at least two people wearing suits.
You went to Sandy Point State Park as a child and thought it was really exotic.
You have been cut of by a car with 20,000 dollar rims on a 2,000 dollar car.
School gets closed for an inch of snow
You either have or have known people who work at Six Flags for their summer job
Maryland by Silverfalcon May 20, 2013
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Maryland
Maryland by mandarinmarie September 19, 2005
marleah
The a really beautiful girl, whos smart, funny, and also the sweetest person ever. A girl you just dream of meeting.
Marlean
a strong, beautiful young lady, who loves to love others but yet is afraid to. Has many "friends" but only a handful whom she treasures. LOVES reading and writing. Total dork. Funny. Loves to laugh. Is gorgeous inside AND out. Prideful. Can be the nicest person ever but can be a bitch at times. laughs for no reason. Does funny stuff. Is a rebel, a daredevil, AND a nerd. Makes you work and take tests in order to become her BEE EFF EFF. but she's worth ALL the trouble.
Marlean by Jagerbomber82 December 24, 2016
maryjean
A girl who you think might come from the south but she really comes out of the woodworks of brooklyn. She's fun,flirty, cool and funny. She doesn't hold grudges but when she hates you, she hates you. However, she is a lover. She lives off of candy and usually keeps some stashes in her purse. She likes nice things so buy them for her...
the maryjean..
maryland effect
When something is so bad, that it is frighteningly good.
Coined after Maryland'a state flag being so butt ugly that it's beautiful.
Coined after Maryland'a state flag being so butt ugly that it's beautiful.
"Dude look at that broad over there"
"The blonde? Shit she'a a piece."
"Nah, the one next to her."
"Damn she's ugly. But something about her makes me want to get dirty with her."
"Thats the Maryland Effect for you"
"I wouldn't take cocaine since it would fuck my life up bro"
"It's already fucked tho"
"Wait If I take enough, and get fucked enough, can I unfuck my life? Like the Maryland effect?"
"Not sure it works that way dude. Try it."
"The blonde? Shit she'a a piece."
"Nah, the one next to her."
"Damn she's ugly. But something about her makes me want to get dirty with her."
"Thats the Maryland Effect for you"
"I wouldn't take cocaine since it would fuck my life up bro"
"It's already fucked tho"
"Wait If I take enough, and get fucked enough, can I unfuck my life? Like the Maryland effect?"
"Not sure it works that way dude. Try it."
maryland effect by The_Fartocle December 24, 2016