A person (probably a guy) that drinks IPAs while talking about communism.
"Ya i went to the bar and those IPA Marxists were talking about Cuba and Lenin and shit.
by elgruvo April 1, 2017
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The rare but extremely valuable and effective natural occurence of unified male cooperation and groupthink, induced by the need of an individual male or group of males to overcome the irrational challenges posed by the females of the species.
the collective "man lie" when a bunch of buddies help a dude lie to a girlfriend about his whereabouts is a perfect example of Marxist Masculinism.
by Chaos Charlie April 17, 2008
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Also known as "evangelical Marxists", a member of the Left who will do or say anything to promote the Marxist ideology. Such people characteristically are children of wealthy parents (who pay their Ivy-League tuition), have lots of free time and plenty of spending money, and are frequently found at mass protest rallies backing some outrageously nasty pro-Left despot or terrorist group or the like.
When the Amway Marxists were done hawking copies of the "People's Weekly World" and stumping for Hugo Chavez, they put their unsold stock into a used Mercedez and drove to a fancy restaurant for drinks.
by DrCruel August 25, 2007
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One who follows the political philosophy or ideology of Stalin. Marxist-Leninists believe that Leninism is valid, and countries like the USSR are ready for Socialism (unlike Marx, who would've said otherwise), but there must be rapid growth in this nation (often with grave consequences...) in order to reach Marx's standard and hence rejoin the Orthodox Marxist path. Maoism, Castroism, Hoxhaism, and other hardcore Communist ideologies are derived from M-L.
Most Communist parties in the UK, like CPGB-ML, are Marxist-Leninist.
Marxism-Leninism is not Stalinism. Stalinism is what killed the people, and it's a way of enforcing M-L instead of an ideology in itself. Marxism-Leninism never killed or hurt anybody.
by ARIS-Komuniszt June 28, 2017
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When a person, who affiliates him/herself with stark conservatives, but at the same time displays deep affection towards socialist welfare states, then that person is a closeted marxist.
- Isn't it weird that Jack Posobiec is so busy talking 24/7 about how good it is to live in Poland?
- Yeah, since Poland is a socialist welfare state, with many Venezuela-like programs implemented using taxpayers money by the Kaczyński's PiS party government.
- Right! I guess he's just another closeted marxist.
by WhiteDudeFromPoland November 19, 2018
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Anybody with the AUDACITY to disagree with the alt-right; includes feminists, The Gays™, people who believe the earth is round, and actual Marxists.
Those cultural Marxists won't let me be racist!! This is an afront to my freedom of speech!
by EustaceClarenceScrubb January 23, 2021
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She is a Marxist whore who appreciates Manchester Orchestra and Blink-182 far too much. She does not do da dope. Has a foot fetish and enjoys rubbing her feet onto Catherine.

Like surprise butt sex.
"Is that girl a gay hoe?"
"Yes, she's quite the Zoe Marxist."
by Catherine Stafford July 4, 2009
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