Martini bar 

A nasty fart bomb dropped in a densely packed room. Customarily, after the Martini bar is planted, the perpetrator retreats to a practical vantage point to view the resulting chaos.

Steven was at the club last night and pulled a wicked Martini bar and laughed as he watched people squirm from the DJ booth.

Martini bar by Johnson Thomas March 13, 2011

douchbag martini bar 

a douchbag martini bar is a bar that takes over a neighborhood watering hole.it is filled with homos and yuppies who think they are hip for paying 45 dollars for a shitty drink. it is often the target of a brick through the window by locals. the talk inside the bar usually consists of how to rename a neighborhood into something faggy like SoWa or SoHa and how big someones dick is(usually reserved for the gays who patronize the bar)

Fransisco-lets go to the new trendy bar that just oppened up in SoGay

John-ok but dont forget your manpurse like you did last time

normal guy walking by- you faggots accuatly like those douchbag martini bars you can get the same dirnk for 30 dollars cheaper....dick heads

douchbag martini bar by meecrob69 March 11, 2006

Barstow martini

A pookie or "oil burner" used for smoking methamphetamine.

If you've ever been to barstow, CA, odds are you've hit that ol Barstow martini and spent two weeks trying to sleep.

Barstow martini by Uncle homer June 29, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016