Taken from Rastabilly Skank's third album 'Martha' describing the sexual arousal experienced at receiving emails from crazy women.
When he saw his inbox he got such a Martha it hurt.

by Hobohemian March 7, 2008
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When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.
After screwing Nikki I didn't have time for a shower so I had Kelli just give me a Martha instead.
by Darick & Dave April 1, 2007
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I think that girls name is Martha.
Why?
Shes trash
by imvginvry October 17, 2017
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MOST SEXY EPIC BEAUTIFUL GIRL EVEEEEER she’s in love with me
Martha has a crush on Archie (aka me)
by ArchAwesome9 April 28, 2019
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When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.
After screwing Nikki I had Kelli give me a martha so I wouldn't have to shower.
by Darick & Dave April 6, 2007
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A ugly ass bitch that don't know what tf she's doing. She likes to be something that she's not. Fake asf tbh
Martha : *looks at you a certain way*

Me : "alright you a bitch so you might be Martha ."
by suckadick6969 December 5, 2017
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A short teacher who is older than the Dino Danny. She is hard to take seriously since she is literally 3’9
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Martha
by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 18, 2019
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