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The awkward situation created when you misremember someone's name as Mark, when actually it is something else.
Guy 1: Hey, how's it going? Mark, right?
Guy 2: No, actually, my name is Jack.
Guy 3: Well, this is Markward.
by Reverend Pope March 23, 2010
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