Top Definition
Marketing Jizz is the informational spin (load) on a product that is ejaculated by a company and whole heartedly swallowed by the public (and sometimes the media) without doing one oz. of due-diligence.
BJ: The cell phone company I use, Verizattsprintt-mobile, says their new phone, The Motodroidamous Iphoney will never need charging because it uses a nuclear battery and my bill will never exceed the $9.95 per month as their advertisement states. I'm signing up now!!

Gnomeo: Fine, BJ. Go wait in line with all the others who swallowed that marketing jizz and get your phone. I'll believe it when I see it.
by bmwgnome May 14, 2011

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