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Markevin is a very sweet and loyal and chill guy .he is very funny and a big fan of the raiders .he is every girls /boys dream friend or boyfriend
He such a markevin
Markevin by Stephaniebell May 19, 2019

Marklevitis 

A condition that is highly contagious. It spreads with a single touch of a hand (must be skin to skin contact). At first you feel hot all over...then you start to to climax for no reason at all. You will orgasm uncontrollably for days on end. You may experience exhaustion, fatigue, dehydration and fatigue.
Employee: “I won’t be able to work this week.”
Boss: “ How come?”
Employee: “I have a horrible case of marklevitis. I will send a doctors note later today.”

Boss: “oh my! Please take all the time you need. That is highly contagious!”
Marklevitis by The Russian Spy February 8, 2021

Markleville 

A quaint farming community in east-central Indiana. Location of the killing of innocent Native Americans, wherby the murderers were hung at Fall Creek in Pendleton in an oak tree that stands to this day. Most recently Markleville is home to the 2005 state cross country champion, Brock Hagerman. Was also home to the largest hardware store east of the Mississippi for sometime.
Joe: Where was that one dude from that won state?
Kale: Some hick town called Markleville I guess.
Markleville by Whiskey11 January 12, 2006