emo kid, wears skinny jeans, often loses arguments, has horrible ideas, has constant twitch, sucks as a person, fantasizes about meeting the perfect man, wants to buy hybrid car, hobbies include internet dating, cutting himself to sleep, and thinking about his boyfriend cheese. often reffered to as "Skeeter" which comes from being a skeeet eater
Dam that guys life sucks he must be mark weber.
Dam that guy just drove under that 18-wheeler is that mark weber.
They sold out of skinny jeans at the mall call up mark weber to see if he can sell us some from his stash.