A Marijn will most likely be a ruggedly handsome man with a strong affection for metal music.
You will find him online constantly, because he likes to talk. A lot.
A Marijn makes for a very good friend, since he is very reliable and will always be there for you in times of need.
Marijns have been known to make jokes about their friends, but when others joke about Marijn's friends he is known to become quite protective.
If you find one, be nice to him and feed him lots of energy-drinks - you will have a faithful friend for life.
I did not know what to do, so I texted Marijn and he came to my rescue within seconds!

Who is that Chippendale?
-Oh, that's Marijn!
by epicmetalmary November 12, 2011
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Marijn is an ugly sonofabitch who loves little kids. His favourite activities include: gaming. He sits in his room all day doing nothing productive except giving himself sunlight sensitive because the little goblin never goes outside.
I haven’t seen my friend for a long time, fucking hell where is that Marijn
by ccchielll November 17, 2021
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A fat ugly creature, who loves being right. He craves for food while making jokes no one understands. He is a total douchebag. Furtheremore he succeeds at mostly everything and doesn’t hesitate letting everybody know. He either looks like a homeless man or... a drugdealer. Lastly he is a great friend

if he wants to😒
“Did you see that Marijn walking on the street last night?” “Oh my god yeah, he is a total douchebag!”

“Where did you get those weeds?” “From a Marijn.”
by Mello B April 9, 2018
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Marijn is the smartest, most sociable and most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is someone that everyone wants to be friends with. When you are stuck with something, Marijn is the person who will help you. She will be your sympathetic ear and make sure you are happy again afterwards. She will always be faithful to you. In addition, she is also sporty and has a real winner's mentality. Giving up is not in her dictionary. If you will meet someone like her then you are a blessed person.
She is so pretty en cute… She must be a Marijn!
by Legend 0XI November 21, 2021
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Retard.
Originally a very rare creature living in the nether regions. Hardly seen in daylight, but very active during the night.

Also used as a very bad name for someone
You big f*cking Marijn!
by WS February 1, 2005
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