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1. Keeping your bones up
2. what football team?
3. trombones do it in 7 positions
4. woodwinds know all 36 fingerings
5. flutes are good for more than just playing
6. you practice 8 days a week 26 hours a day *no seriously those are the right numbers
7. why is the pitt crew included in "marching" band?
8. why does drumline march all funny?
9. peeing clear
10. so how many times have we changed this set?
11. paying for band is more than paying for your new car *that goes in the Green Hope parking lot*
12. when you can hear the drumline practicing at the HS from Preston, at 5:30 in the morning
13. thats right color guard, keep spinning those flags
14. why is it that drumers get all the chicks?
laurn's clarinet was between her legs and lauren had her flute between her legs and her flute went into the bottom of laurn's and she was like "sorry i impregnated your clarinet"

(after last marching band competition) "so now what?"

"NO I'M NOT MARCHING DOWN THE HALLWAY" "oo... well maybe i am"

"whats that circle thing around your lips from?"

to band parent, "thanks mom"
by jeremy miles October 06, 2005
If you were to draw a Venn diagram that had the following specific set circles:

"Music", "Motion", "Excellence", "Sweat", "Pride", "Spirit", "Culture", "Cult", "Community", "Art", "Education", and "Family"

the zone of common intersect would be labeled "Band".
If it was easy, everyone would be doing it.
by Daniel December 07, 2003
The best damn thing put on earth
Ashley loves band more than Charles!
by Ashley June 14, 2004
A group of talented musicians who work their butts off and are rumored to enjoy pain -- INCLUDING WOODWINDS. :)
The marching band won at States last night.
by Danielle December 03, 2003
The most bitchin' activity in school. Fuck sports, fuck acting, MB is the shit
Brass kicks ass
Tubas are gods
Jock: ha you're in MB, loser
MB member: laugh all you want bitch, i'd like to see you count a sixteenth note triplet in 7/8 time
jock: uh.... count a what?
by Tubamstr June 02, 2005
1. A Summer Commmitment.
2. A group of brass, woodwinds, colorgaurd, and percussion (this includes frontline) who work their butts off during the summer, and somehow manage to have fun doing it.
1. Q: What are you doing this summer?
A: Marching Band.

2. Q: What's all that fun?
A: Marching Band.
by Timpani Player March 27, 2005
1. Consisting of anywhere from 20-200 indivuduals, who are usually crazy, perverted, people.
2. Cult of band geeks
3. The "people" that take over the band hall and sit in it in the morning. When some random person walks past the band geeks reach out and say in creepy voices "Join us!"
4. The definition of randomness
5. On trips, ultimate hell breaks loose; what happens on the band bus stays on the band bus
6. Competitions are how a band geek spends his/her weekends from september until early november
7. Band camp=base of "One day at band camp stories;" consumes all of summer
8. Made up of the woodwind, brass, and percussion, and colorguard sections
9. Official sport
10. Many people marching in synchronized steps across a football field presenting a show of roughly 4 related tunes to an audience at a football game or judges at a competition
1. What is the marching band?
2. I swear marching band is a cult...crazy satanic people!
3. Those marching band kids scare me.
4. First the marching band kids were talking about whips, then pandas, and then knitting.
5. The risky marching band members played truth or dare in the back of the bus
6. The marching band is very busy during weekends.
7. That one tuesday at band camp, Katie did a trick with her flute.
8. The woodwind section of the marching band is the best!
9. Marching band competitions are a great way to spend a fall season.
10. The marching band moved in perfect harmony.
by sv07 March 30, 2005