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1.
Variety of internet troll Fat, middle aged, unemployed and unemployable and ugly divorced woman who seeks attention by internet sites and looking for attention. Obsessed with talking about her aging genitals and female plumbing and occasionally justifying it by claiming her genitals are a feminist issue. May post nude pictures concealing as much fat and stretch marks as possible so that very sexually desperate men will contact her.

Can be found on gay porn sites, dating sites, porn sites, sexuality forums.

Believes being middle aged, having had sex and being female makes her insights valuable.

May engage in sexual relations with the elderly, intellectually disabled or obese in return for their support on internet forums.
Don't start the manlybanisters talking about squirting and periods, she's around here somewhere
by Hickboy12 July 29, 2011