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Mandelknot 

The Mandelknot Set is a kind of knot that you will only ever find your earphone cable to be tied in when not used for a couple of days. It seems to happen spontaneously despite how carefully you wrap the cable round your hand and place it on the desk.
Loosely based on the Mandelbrot Set, the Mandelknot is by far the most annoying thing on the planet... except perhaps Justin Beiber.... or Katie Price.
Shit ... it's gonna take an hour to unravel this Mandelknot, and I only put the earphones down ten minutes ago.
Mandelknot by Old Blue-eyes August 31, 2011

mandelbro set 

A group of obnoxious partying males with infinite depth & complexity.
Those guys seem like bros, but I overheard them talking about metaphysics. I think that's a mandelbro set.
mandelbro set by bedeviledegg January 18, 2013

Mandelpraten 

A conversation stripped of politeness and superficiality. In essence, getting straight to the point and adressing issues considered taboo or uncomfortable, which ultimately will lead to realisation of the self and openness in society.

English translation - «the almond talk». Originates from the Norwegian expression «to walk around the porridge», similar to «beating around the bush». A Norwegian christmas tradition is to eat rice pudding with one almond hidden in the kettle, the person finding the almond in their bowl wins a marzipan pig. «Mandelpraten» is therefore implying going straight to the juicy part of the conversation, defying the social norms of small talk, bullshit and exaggerated courtesy.
Its time to take mandelpraten with my sister about her excessive weed smoking
Mandelpraten by Krabba666 May 29, 2021

mandelbrussy 

When the Mandelbrot zoom is looking a bit thick and decides to show you it’s cameltoe.
You and your high roommate are watching Mandelbrot zooms.
Roomate: “hehehe the Mandelbrussy showed up again, that bitch got girth”
You: “shut the fuck up dude
mandelbrussy by Bruhmer grimes February 20, 2023

mandelbrussy 

When the Mandelbrot zoom is looking a bit thick and decides to show you it’s cameltoe.
You and your high roommate are watching Mandelbrot zooms.
Roomate: “hehehe the Mandelbrussy showed up again, that bitch got girth”
You: “shut the fuck up dude
mandelbrussy by Bruhmer grimes February 20, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026