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Man porridge or spunk/cum is the wholesome goodness of the male ball sack. When a man ejaculates 'man porridge' shoots out of the japs eye and into any direction the wang is pointing.
Alan gave Andrew so much Man Porridge that he was full up for days....man he made him swallow the lot!
by CaptainDoggyStyle February 04, 2012

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