When a guy usually uses far too much tissue paper to clean something like a spilled drink or their nose.
Wife: "You know my husband? He spilled a glass of wine today on our new oak wood table and he totally man ply'd it and now there's no tissue paper left."
Friend: "At least your husband doesn't use a cushion to wipe his ass with..."
Friend: "At least your husband doesn't use a cushion to wipe his ass with..."
by jake sanchard September 2, 2008