by AN_HERO_records July 11, 2008
A wild species most found in Jefferson County,MO. The panda man is most popular know for his very distinctive "war-cry" mostly heard around dinner time. The panda man is an allusive beast but is very kind and cuddly.
jeremy panda man
by distruction jr February 18, 2010
it walks upright,Rapes at will,and has an astounding genitalia. goes after anyone not wearing pants. reports have been filed about the bfpm (butt fuck panda man) or Anal Beast of Michigan that he has been seen mostly around the metro Detroit area.
Brett: is Dan at school today?
Aimee:No man, he had a late night with the Butt Fuck Panda Man.
Brett: Wowee! he got corn holed by the butt fuck panda man! poor guy.
Aimee:No man, he had a late night with the Butt Fuck Panda Man.
Brett: Wowee! he got corn holed by the butt fuck panda man! poor guy.
by Skooma Head July 23, 2008