Man From Cooplands

The man from cooplands had the worlds largest nose. it took up the entire shop. it was so big that trad had to leave cooplands, because there was no room left in there for him.
Also his skin was paler than tip-ex.

Man from cooplands: I'l have a steak bake please, and err, i'l have one for the nose

by That Solid Copper From Fat Sams November 20, 2004