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Sex position where one partner dresses up as a holy-land crusader and the other like a nun. The use of the Maltese Cross symbol on clothing is mandatory. One partner then urinates on dirt and flings it on the other such that they form the appearance of muddy urine casts.
Yo, we had a theme date last night. We watched Kingdom of Heaven, did a Maltese Cross, and ended with some Hookah and Age of Empires II.
by ldawg88 March 29, 2011