Water malon

a type of water melon that is actually made of chile this is a refrence to kevin malone from the office

Hey its water malon from the office! no its kevin idiot

by Whatamidoingimbored June 4, 2021

Bugatti Malone

When you're too poor to afford a sex change so you get your boy Jose to chop off your penis.

That girl over there used to be a boy but got a bugatti malone.

by Datonekiduknow December 8, 2015

post maloned

To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.

"Damn, why's Jaeg's music so good?"
"Oh, he was post maloned; poor guy."

by decoygrandma July 20, 2018

Post Maloned

Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.

I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned

by Baby_Kakes21 February 17, 2019

layla malone

A sweat at Minecraft parkour

Layla Malone plays too much Minecraft parkour

by Wolfie the titan March 31, 2021

trey malone

A sexy man with an interest in girls with the name starting in L he also has the dreamiest eyes and is annoying but funny

Don't u love trey malone

by psst water 259 April 10, 2017

The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.

I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!

by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022