The webcomic by Eric Drobile who kicks all ass, as well as his award-winning funny ass comic.
hey faggots, go read mallmonkeys. you havent even been there!
by mallmonkey October 04, 2003
A variation of mall rat. Also a hilarious and (sadly) dead webcomic
it goes without saying.
by Kaji February 28, 2004
people who spend excessive amounts of time in the mall, often not buying anything, but making general nuisances of themselves.
Like, that guy over there is SUCH a mall monkey!
by Binky October 09, 2003