A girl who’s pretty dang smart. Her name in Hawaiian means “calm or gentle waters”. She gets compliments on her looks now and again, but she is modest and doesn’t really believe them. She is a mediator and a peacemaker. She is very empathetic and cannot stand to see someone sad. The kind that cries at movies a lot. Sometimes she can be off in her own la-la-land, but when she’s in reality she can be lots of fun. She loves to make people laugh, but sometimes feels like she can’t express her sadness because she is known for being happy.
by GrumpyCatFartingRainbows February 27, 2020
That one girl in ur friend group that is weirder than anyone else in the group. Often dreams about death. Satin is her dad. Loves to hate. Loves two guys in her life rn. Nolan and wyatt
by Malia Lane March 28, 2019
Someone who is very obsessed with old cartoons, such as Betty Boop and others. Someone who would sacrifice her friends for a cuphead plush
Person 1: Hey, she seems pretty cool
Person 2: Yeah, she’s a Malia
Person 1: Oh, she must be a handful
Person 2: Yeah, she’s a Malia
Person 1: Oh, she must be a handful
by Pastaslut June 3, 2019
A very pretty girl who enjoys reading! She spends lots of time in her own fantasy world and has thousands of friends. As one of the popular people others
are jealous of her, so jealous that they sneak her house at 3 am and stab her to death, now she haunts all popular people. Most the people she haunts are found stabbed to death with no evidence hmmm, if you ever meet a malia she will probabaly kill you.
are jealous of her, so jealous that they sneak her house at 3 am and stab her to death, now she haunts all popular people. Most the people she haunts are found stabbed to death with no evidence hmmm, if you ever meet a malia she will probabaly kill you.
by MMMmmmmmmis stupid January 10, 2018
A drama queen, flat but, no cheast, rat teeth, no thighs, boring, bitch that nobody likes, really bad at music.ly, no fans ass hole
Malia is a dramq queen
by Rociog023 January 25, 2017
by Mie23 November 7, 2019
idk if this is all malias but the one i know is a thot. she plays guys and her shit gets sent around a ton. can’t stand her own ground and makes her friends fight all her battles
by pxssyslxayer69420 September 30, 2018