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A cool dude that cuts bigheads down, slicks his hair back, shoots down butterflies with a 12-gauge, has been bailed out of jail 12 times, and eats live raw bats. He is known for his hatred of asians and his lack of all reasoning.
I am Malf of Doom!

Don't you want to eat?

No, the Great Malf has other things to do, like blow up toilets! HA HA!
by bob May 02, 2005