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A neoglism for a dysfunctional toaster. Often large, or 'man' sized toasters. The word itself is a portmanteau of 'malady', 'man', and 'toaster', or conversly 'malapropism' and 'portmantoaster'.
Oh man, burnt toast AGAIN. We should throw out that malamantoaster.
by Awesome Welles May 13, 2010