Malakie

No one is better than a Malakie. He is adorable, sweet, kind, and perfect. He is shy and clumsy, but that is just his characteristics and everyone loves it about him. Incredibly smart, he gets called a nerds sometimes but, being a nerd isn't all bad, they're just jealous you're so smart. Malakie is cool. Malakie may think he needs to hide his emotions sometimes and bottle them up but trust me, Mallo, you've got it. Tell a Malakie how amazing they are and give them a warm hug:)

Person 1: "Who's that? He's so kind!"

Person 2: "Oh that's Malakie, he's the sweetest soul ever!"

by Nello-Jello:) January 24, 2022

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Malaki Mannen

Malaki Mannen är en man som bara andvänder Malaki kräm. Malaki mannen är oftast en man som spelar pingis och spelar på malaki regler.

Malaki Mannens namn börjar oftast på S detta kan dateras från medel-tidernas grekland där författaren till "in the Life of St. Andrew the Fool and in the Life of St. Niphon" andvänder Malaki mannens psedonym som SAM.

Vart är Sam?
-Menar du Malaki Mannen?

by The founder of Malaki February 28, 2020

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Malaki & Daija

Most cutest couple ever Daija being super thick and Malaki playing basketball.they are your ideal couple the always N forever couple.And once you get grt to know them you learn yo know that they really love eachother like they are FREAKY ASF AND DONT KNOW WHEN TO STOP!!!!

Awwww look say Malaki & Daija

by Tjeimmons November 23, 2021

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dirty malaki

When your step dad comes into your room without knocking so you go into his room while he is sleeping, tie him down and fuck him non stop until daylight shines through the window.

I saw David doing a dirty malaki last night.

by ShaquileOatmeal September 8, 2021

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Malaki betlog ko

Literal Definition: I have big balls

Metaphorical Definition: I have the strength and courage inorder to carry out this task

Literal :Dahil malaki betlog ko kinagat ng aso
English: Because my balls were so big a dog bit it

Metaphorical: Malaki betlog ko kaya aayin ko siya pumunta ng prom
English: My balls are big so I`ll ask her/him to prom.

by gawkspincycle February 1, 2021

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