The man with a plan. The man with 3 legs. Big D energy included.(choking hazard)
Maj The Menace is a well-mannered gentleman with a slong for an extra leg in case he loses his real leg in a war or something.
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Ida is the most wonderful person in the whole world. I love her more then anything. It’s is my cousin and my nearest one. I would die for her. I have never loved anyone this much in my whole life. She deserves everything in this big world. She may not have many followers but she will always be the biggest love in my heart. There’s hella lot of people in this world but I only need one to survive and that one is Ida.
Ida Maj Andersson is the greatest person alive// me
I know//Filippa
SHUT THE F UP SHES MINE// Me
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Magical vajay so good it instantly conjures feelings in the recipient and can even cause entrapment
He was a hoe til he met the girl with the Maj-vaj
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Josh maj

‘Josh-maj’
Josh short for joshua
Used to describe a red flag in a relationship or person

“It wasn’t a circus it was a trap it was a joshmaj”
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Girl!

It’s in the name.

This ain’t no circus, they’re just red flags.

Juiced up muscles but not where it counts.

Gym

And

Lies

If you need comebacks for his narcissistic ass:

“You shouldn’t act hard-to-get when you’re hard-to-want.”

“Somewhere out there, there’s a tree whose single purpose on earth is to replace the oxygen you waste. Go find it and apologize”

“You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.”

He’s probably cheating trust your gut
“If hes cheating he’s doing the josh maj
Joshua maj
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