Top definition
The magic 8 ball is a sphere shaped contraption that has a many sided die in the center which gives answers to many yes or no questions. Inside the Magic 8 Ball is a liquid, which contains a lost soul. This soul is what tells the die what answer to give you.
~Ask the magic 8 ball if we will win our soccer game tonight.
-It says, "My signs point to yes."
by StefenVenn November 01, 2006
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
2
The act of using both cocaine and LSD at the same time. The effect of which is similar to an acid trip meeting a freight train, and then having pair of them then jump off a cliff.
I heard Jim shook the Magic 8-Ball the other day." "He sure did; now he thinks he has all the answers.
by PrinceMadness May 16, 2011
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
3
The magic 8 ball is a divination device where you ask the ball a question, shake it, and then it gives you an answer.

But secretly, the answer comes from the Devil because if you take the numbers 1 to 8 (ie: 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8) and add them up you get 36 and if you do the same with the numbers from 1 to 36 you get 666! The magic 8 ball is also black which of course everybody knows is the color of evil!
Joey: Hey Magic 8 Ball will I get a date with that hot blond Sally this weekend?
Magic 8 Ball: Don't count on it! (Evil laugh echos in the ethers in the background)
via giphy
by Sir Sarcasto February 06, 2017
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
4
To shake ones hand as if you were holding a magic 8 ball in hopes of the approval to proceed in doing whatever judgement-lacked decision you had previously just thought up. **When intoxicated, answer always comes out yes**
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna play Russian Roulette?
Guy 2: Magic 8Ball says... 'Im feeling lucky'
by matt22 April 07, 2008
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush