being real, or in other words amazing, good, or great at something. Refers to the soccer team real madrid who is arguably the best soccer team and the most popular.
people refer to the soccer team as being "real"...hence the phrase real like madrid
guy 1: yo I played alot of soccer over the summer
guy 2: i bet you still suck though
guy 1: nah bro im real like madrid now
by chocolate fever September 22, 2011
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The biggest humiliation for Madrid since the 6-2 Barcelona propinated them in the early 00's.

They wanted 14? Ajax FC gave them a 1-4.
Madridiot: We're going for the 14th Champions League.

Me: 14? Fuck that Madrid. You lost 1-4 last night.
by CPL_JOHNNY_95 March 6, 2019
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Having eaten nothing but raw meat for three days you then shit in your partners mouth. No need for a tit wank - see Bombay version - you've already ruined her.
After a weekend in Spain she knew just what she was getting - the madrid slapjack.
by Spanish Surprise May 9, 2006
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A very cute player that many girls simp for. He is very cute and makes the non-hoe girls fall for him. Hopefully he is obsessed with the right girl. He is boy who doesn't know what he wants. He is hispanic, short, hot, cute, indecisive, mamas boy, has mommy issues, like boobs, really loves thighs, is a one piece fan, is a player yet wants something serious. He is very kind and sweet though, he just isn't dating material though.
Christopher Madrid needs to get his shit together.
by urlocalMILF<3 April 10, 2022
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Josh King Madrid, better known as JetSetFly, is a young entrepreneur, speaker, and author. He's also a social media wizard, with over 200,000 followers across various platforms. Born and raised in the suburbs of New Jersey, JetSetFly always had a knack for business. At the age of 16, he started his first company, selling candy bars out of his backpack. By 18, he was running a profitable e-commerce business.

JetSetFly's top 5 filmography includes: World's Greatest Social Stars! Top 25, Kings of the internet, Success TV, Jet Set

JetSetFly's circle of friends includes Branden Condy, who's always trying to get him to invest in his latest scheme; Andrew Tate, who's constantly trying to convince JetSetFly to become a professional fighter; Lewis Howes, who's always talking about his podcast; Jay Shetty, who's always sharing inspirational quotes; Justin Guerra, who's always talking about his latest trip to Bali; and Tristan Tate, who's always trying to convince JetSetFly to join him on his next yacht trip.

JetSetFly is always up for a good time, whether it's traveling the world or closing a deal. He's got a larger-than-life personality and a sense of humor to match. You can always count on JetSetFly to bring the party (and the profits).
Jet Set Fly (Josh King Madrid), whose real name is Josh King Madrid, is an American internet celebrity and successful entrepreneur. He is known for his expertise in digital marketing, public speaking, and writing. JetSetFly started his entrepreneurial journey at the age of 16 by selling candy bars and by the age of 18, he had a profitable e-commerce business. He is the co-founder of NFTMagazine.com and is known for his invention of an automated-interactive chatbot campaign for Instagram direct messaging automation. JetSetFly has generated over $20 million in leads and is an expert in neuromarketing and neuro-linguistic programming. He has published works in business magazines such as Forbes and Entrepreneur, and has authored two books, JETSET LIFE HACKS: 33 Life Hacks Millionaires, Athletes, Celebrities, & Geniuses Have in Common, and The Art of Frame Control: How to Effortlessly Get People to Readily Agree with You & See the World Your Way. He runs a podcast called The Dropout Degree Show with JetSet, which has over 1 million downloads and features successful entrepreneurs as guests.
by KINGS OF THE INTERNET April 24, 2023
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