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aye madisons that bad ass bitch everyone knows and loves. she likes twerking, eating, singing like a dying walrus, being emo, shredding on air guitar, stalking band members, has long hippie brown hair, brown eyes that like to change color, and most of all, making people laugh they asses off. she has a caring side that comes out when her BFFs are in danger. she will listen to anything you gotta say, but shes opinionated and if u hate her opinion she'll bitch slap u and pull yo weave off, gurl. boys whose names are madison are probably mistaken for girls quite often. girl madisons like to pretend they're ghetto and say their name is sha nay nay bon quisha or quadeera. in general, madisons just a cray cray bitch from the hood
Girl: aye madison's a bitch
Madison: bitch imma pull yo weave off *pushes to ground and violently pulls weave off*
by ayeeemadison69 January 08, 2014
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A wannabe snobby suburb in new jersey that's split into two parts- the upper section, where all the so-called "rich" people live who aren't even that rich (torey j district) and the lower section scary ghetto (CAS district) with all the columbian kids. Madison is usually just a stop off until someone makes their first million and then moves to a bigger house in Harding, Basking Ridge, or Bernardsville. Has a lot of public school kids who think wearing A&F with a popped collar will make them preppy (hahaha).
The halls of Madison High School are very diverse. Enough said.
by kateizcool September 30, 2005
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Madison is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful. She has long, blonde hair, green eyes, big boobs, delicate skin, tiny hands and feet, dazzling white teeth surrounded by full pouty red lips.

Madison has a great personality. She loves Star Wars, video games, and comic books. She is a geek. She has collections of action figures, trading cards, and other memorabilia that just makes her more awesome.

She is a girly tom boy. She can be one of the guys, but at the same time, be so beautiful that you get distracted and beat when you are playing a video game with her. Her favorite color is pink, and she can kick your ass with her pink 360 remote. You will never see it coming.

Madison is almost always single. If you are lucky enough to date a Madison, keep her entertained. She will leave you soon if you bore her. She will go on to bigger and better things, and leave you behind, so be careful.
"Damn, Madison is so beautiful, I wish I could date her."

"Me too, I played MW3 with her, and she kicked my ass, I don't know how she does it."
by TheGuyWithTheThing March 31, 2012
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the hottest girl around

giant jugs

big melons

a hot teen named after the movie Splash
one dude- woah have u seen madison

another dude-whos madison

one dude- idk but shes probably hot
by sexygirl123456 February 19, 2011
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People often find she's got everything going for her, when really she's hurting inside. Her life seems great, but is actually terrible. She laughs and forces a smile when she reads the other definitions of how she's "perfect" because she knows she really isn't. She doesn't feel pretty, knows she isn't smart, and most definitely knows she is not perfect, unlike all the other Madisons.
Written by a Madison.
by yourgrandpadied December 11, 2016
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A Shit ass town on the Connecicut shoreline that is way over priced. Like prep411 said everyone there thinks they are better than the rest of the world when in fact most of them are the lowest life forms this world has to offer. Just because they make a good income makes them no better than anyone else. On top of it they are all pussies except if you want to count those dumb fucks who all got caught doing steroids a few years ago. The girls there will perform any sexual act under the sun for a line of blow too!! They are rich yet too cheap to buy their own, what the fuck? Fuck Madison, move to Guilford!!!!!!!
Madison is for a bunch of rich fucking snobs with nothing better to do with their lives than become country club rats
by Noneofyourfuckingbusiness March 26, 2007
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Madison is a girl who you become very attached to. She is a very shy and calm girl, but loves her family more than anything. She dosent like to talk about herself, and hates when people compliment her on something she dosnt like about herself. Is very outgoing when you get to know her and has a way about her that you can and will never forget. Madison is most likely a brunette with hazel eyes and a controlling personality. She has a nice (booty) and hates when people chew loudly. But take your time and get to know her. She is simply a madison
Can we go out sometime?
Madison: beg first and treat we right, and then maybe.
by Morgggggygm April 06, 2016
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