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A awkward flamboyant metrosexual male who enjoys creeping on people. Is often seen licking strangers and making them feel that their personal "bubble" has been popped. Has many friends, and enjoys sadistic llamas. Is attracted to a vacant piano like a moth is to a bright light.
Man: Hey whats that horny boy doing to that lamp post?
Friend of M.A.: I... I don't know. You stop asking questions like that when you're friends with Madame Adam.
by LaQuiQuiAndChips June 15, 2011