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The result of spewing ejaculate over the face of an individual causing said receiver to sputter and trumpet like an elephant, preferably gesticulating their arms wildly in a pantomime of an elephant's trunk. May also be referred to as an Angry Elephant. Orbital involvement would consequently also be referred to as the Blind Mad Elephant.
I had her like a Blind Mad Elephant crashing around the room and sputtering like some crazy pachyderm.
by Daghda April 10, 2010