Top Definition
A snotty, unrealistic person that thinks his operating system (macintosh) is better than yours. Typically, mackeys are raised up thinking windows is a good operating system, then they get their hands on a mac and think their poop doesn't stink. They often make very homo-erotic statements about their desktop, webcams, and (or) virus invulnerability.

Synonyms: Homo, fago, poopo, dumb face, ass wipe, douche licker, poop smeller, mac fag, computer turd, turd turd, turd, turdey turd turd, and (or) poop turd.

Pronunciation: Mack-e
Example 1
Jake: Dudeeeeeeeeeee, my desktop is unbelievably organized!!!
Sean and Phil: Shut up you freakin mackey.

Example 2
Jake: Dude, macs have sweet webcams so you can take millions of faggish photos of yourself kissing the screen and using peace signs while puckering your lips!!!
Sean and Phil: Shut the fuck up you douche licking mackey.

Example 3
Jake: I like men and my anus is really loose from all the times I've thrusted my mac mouse up my anus. Also, macs don't get viruses.

Sean and Phil: God, that's such a mackey thing to say.
#homo #fago #poopo #dumb face #ass wipe #douche licker #poop smeller #mac fag #computer turd #turd turd #turd #turdey turd turd #poop turd.
by Philliano July 25, 2010
Mackey

A girl who is so sexy that everyone wants to mack on them.
"That girl was so yummy I just want to eat her!"
"Yeah, what a Mackey!"
#lickable #scrumptious #'mmm mmm #good' #sexsational #lip locker
by TotaldominationofUD June 16, 2013
a family man, one who is a pimp because he is such a sex feign. loves girls by the names of mary jane, and jill. always ready to party and yet still maintains a limo service. loves flashing lights while cruisin on sleepy hollow in a comf escalade with a fruit bowl from the northern lights with a side of dq
lets meet up with mackey and enjoy the routine
#nicole #hunter #chris #claire #natalie
by molly naxera May 18, 2011
Amazingly beautiful girl that often doesn't realize how pretty she is. She usually gets all A+'s and is friends with everyone. She is so nice everyone loves her.
Oh I wish I could be like Mackey she has good friends and good grades! and all of the guys thinks she's cute
#sexy #sweet #smart #funny #and kind not stuck-up #dumb #rude #ugly #bitch misspellings macke mackie macky makie maky
by Jealousofmackey April 01, 2009
someone who acts stupid but they still have big boobs.
damn that girl was a mackey! i dont care how dumb she is she has the most amazing body ever!
#mackey #dumb #stupid #boobs #big boobs
by titsanyomous. March 07, 2009
a super cool person, who is occasionally arogent, but is also very intelligent
that mackey keeps bragging about the a+ that they got.
#mackey #smart #occasionally #arogent #not #humble
by goatears March 23, 2009
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