holy mackeral

holy sainted fish of surprise, a fish that has been lifted to saint hood

"Holy Mackeral Batman, the Penguin is going for the sushi gun!"

holy mackeral by elgemstar April 23, 2007

vale de maceiras 

the end of the world.

omg the vale de maceiras is coming!

vale de maceiras by dfgfdh March 30, 2008

mackeral

A mackeral is a word used in London and the surrounding countys to describe a wannabe gangsta. These are people who try to intimidate others by threatening them with gangster actions such as 'spraying them wiv their Ak's' or 'merking them with their mandem'. However, any attempt to do so would be futlye. The perpertrators are normally 'wastemanz' or 'hairdressers' who try to make themselves feel better by trying to act cool and hard.

Martyn: oi blud , call up yo' Peter Pandem, we gots bare beef wiv rob da hairdresser

Matt: aaww Allow bruv, that bredrin is a Mackeral. I slew manz like dat on da reg just fo jizzlez.

Martyn: Brrrrrrrllllllaaaaap.

mackeral by Jack Da Rippa February 1, 2006

Jack Mckerracher 

very very very very very sexy

cum in me jack mckerracher

Jack Mckerracher by chrismortontv January 4, 2021

Mackerbate 

To jizz on a girls gee without them knowing causing them severe embarrassment later on.

Mackerbate is to masturbate and jizz on your partner's gee while they are sleeping, after which you go to the local shop. Then when you come back with the breakfast and your partner wakes up, they're morto because they think that they're after having a dirty wet dream!

Mackerbate by Someone else you don't know November 12, 2011

Mackers 

Large male normally in poor physical condition. Someone with testicals that loves McDonalds food. Cross with nackers and McDonalds

How's it going Mackers?

Mackers by bob aka gwalms February 20, 2009

Mackeral Fart 

A gasous odor omitting from either a human or dog's anus that combines the smell of typical anal glands, with the raunchous smell of a bloody mackeral laid out for days in the back of a boat.

Damn, have you been by Merle's office recently? Makes me want to puke on a mackeral every time I walk by. That guy is laying mackeral farts down left and right.

Mackeral Fart by Bling, The Original February 12, 2008