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The act of sticking a stalk of celery out of your butt and lying naked, face down on the floor. Your chick then proceeds to begin fucking the celery as the celery as it simultaneously penetrates your ass.
Friend: "Mmmmm....Is that celery with Peanut Butter?"

You: "Nah, I MacGyvered that shit."
by KnightLite October 10, 2010
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Star of cult 80's show of the same name.

Also "The Hoff's" arch nemesis (see definition under Hoff).

Responsible for an increased number of Hoff related emailing and starting the Hoffing war, a fued between 80's B-grade celebrities in a power struggle for a share of the born-again celebrity email popularity market.

For more information, please see the definition under Hoff.
"I can't believe all these f*cking Hoff emails, now we've got f*cking MacGyver to put with. Damn it!!"
by Roger Ramsalot April 19, 2005
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When in time of need and no condom can be found, the ability to improvise a condom out of available materials.
My boy steve was about to fuck this bitch but he didn't have a condom so he pulled a MacGyver and used the saran wrap from his sandwitch, a paper clip, rubberband, and krazy glue to make one.
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To make a marijuana smoking utensil out of random pieces of junk.
Dude1: Man, I've got some buds but nothing to smoke with.
Dude2: That's fine--we've got a toothpick, some duct tape, and a thimble--I'll just pull a Macgyver.
by Blue Steel January 06, 2003
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describing a situation that requires quick, decisive thinking in order to prevent harm or conflict.
I had to pull a MacGyver today so my girlfriend wouldn't find out I cheated.
by Lance Mitchell August 08, 2003
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Someone who thinks they know how to perform an action that they really can't perform, for example - pick a lock. Always used sarcastically.
Guy 1: I'm telling you I can pick the lock

Guy 2: You broke the hanger off in the door, way to go Macgyver!!
by Sam January 17, 2004
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A multi-function tool similar to a swiss-army knife, but usually built around another tool (such as a pair of pliers). They come in various sizes.
"I needed to tighten that bolt right then. Luckily, I had my MacGuyver on me..."
by darkwing_duck1a March 31, 2004
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