Two words: Badass Motherfucka
Chuck Norris: I am looking for my long-lost brother, can you help me?

Yoda: Mace Windu, most badass Jedi in the order, he is.

Chuck Norris: Mace, are you my brother

Mace Windu: YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!!!
by jmlport9889 February 23, 2011

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A drink consisting of:
2 scoops ice cream (preferrably vanilla)
2 shots jagermeister
varying amounts of coca cola.
Fill party cup with ice cream, shots, then the rest with coke.

Greatest invention of the decade bar none.
Dude, we had mace windus this weekend, and got wasted
by THEMACEWINDU November 23, 2009

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One of the smartest jedi of the order. In episode three gets killed by Anakin when palpatine/sidous orders anakin to help him.
I think you should find your own -.-
by bob the builder December 17, 2004

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1. The second baddest Jedi in the galaxy(after Yoda, of course)
2. An unwilling participant in a huge Padawan sexual abuse scandal).
1. This party's over!
2. I would just like to say that this council will not tolerate any sexual deviancy regarding our Jedi Knight's!!
by bigtones August 31, 2004

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Mace Windu is known for his skills with a lightsaber. He was the Master of the Order until the Battle of Geonosis where after he gave the title to Yoda was a Korun which species are completely force sensitive. Mace Windu was killed by newly discovered Darth Sidious thanks to the young Anakin Skywalker. In which cut off Windus arm and left an opening for Sidious to use force lightning to throw him out of his office window and onto the city streets.
Mace Windu is basicly the only black guy in Star Wars and the only Jedi to wield a purple lightsaber.
by Darth Krayt October 03, 2010

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Mace Windu

Is a punk ass bitch of a Jedi Night. He says and does some of the stupidest things in all of the Star Wars prequels. Let alone has stupider looks on his face than Jar Jar Binks through out most of the movies.

He has a lame fairy purple light sabre that is against true SW canon. Gets owned by Anakin and shows he is not worthy of being called a Jedi let alone a master.

Mace Windu is a fairy punk ass bitch with a purple light sabre.
Wow did you see that awful acting in that movie?

Yes it was worse than Mace Windu.
by Jedi Night January 15, 2013

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A secret star wars term for fingering a girl. Mainly used when you need to talk dirty around friends or family that doesnt know.
Me and this girl were getting it on in my pimp mobile when i mace windud her right in the cooter.
by Beccas TITE March 07, 2007

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