macguyver

to make a pipe/bong out of daily goods.

I can macguyver a water bottle, some duct tape, and some tin foil into a hella pipe

by rockthejordan September 18, 2006

Macguyver Tits

i. A pair of crafty breasts, usually belonging to a female. The nipples are either perky enough to pick a lock, or the breasts are so alluring to the male's gaze that they could disarm a gunman.

ii. A women's chest which appears large, but is in fact a bra stuffed with socks, tissue paper, duct tape, etc.

i. "Hey Steve, check out that girl at the end of the bar. She's using her Macguyver Tits to get drinks again!"

ii. "I wish I was a D-cup like you, Erin." "Here, you can borrow one of my bras and some toilet paper - just Macguyver some Tits."

by Lil Wreni March 19, 2010

Slutty-Macguyver

Slutty-Macguyver. 1. Adjective) A woman, who is not only slutty, but crafty in the arts of slutty around. 2. Noun) Something that is slutty macguyver

1. (celebrity) was such a slut that she went behind my back like macguyver
2. God damn it (celebrity), you're being Slutty-macguyver.

by Rendives January 1, 2012

macguyver stoner

(Noun) a stoner who creates or builds whilst under the influence of marijuanna.

He's a MacGuyver stoner, he built a water pipe out of Legos and cheese.

by Digger mama December 13, 2013

MacGuyver lifter

A person in the gym who uses machines not for their intended purpose. They improvise and do a different exercise than the equipment was designed for.

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Hey look at that MacGuyver lifter. Why he is standing on the shoulder press machine to do calves? He is soo weak. Does he even lift?

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by joejoe1420 September 17, 2012

MacGuyver Materials

The limited resources one uses in a pinch to set things right.

Alyssa ran out of tampons, so she used toilet paper as MacGuyver Materials and rolled it into a makeshift pad.

by VikingGirl March 10, 2010

Macguyver's Stepchild

An extremely clever individual with very little formal education. Someone kind of like Will Hunting, except more badass.

A child is scolded for coloring outside of the lines. Instead of attempting to color within them, they propose an argument that questions whether or not the lines even exist. This is "Macguyver's Stepchild"

by Pr1m September 14, 2010