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I ma Smack Yout Today And Expres It Got Smacked Tomorrow For THe Day After tomorrow<.7.9.7.6.>
I ma Smack Yout Today And Expres It Got Smacked Tomorrow For THe Day After tomorrow<.7.9.7.6.>

Reece Doyle's Ma's Chicken Roles 

When you've had a big long hard day in your Snickers s46 Stretch Workwear trousers and come home to Reece Doyle's ma and she makes you a big sloppy chicken role with a can of Irn Bru
My god, you should have seen the size of Reece Doyle's Ma's Chicken roles! Gobbled it down with a can of Irn bru and a bitta Frank's hot sauce.

George's Ma 

George's Ma is a term used to describe an older lady who looks like George's Ma. George's Ma is scrawny, looks somewhat like Blanche from Coronation Street and is adept at over sugaring the thimble size amount of tea she doles out on a regular basis. She is stern, shows no real sense of humour and has the intellect of a dried prune.

She can often be found comparing prices for crockery and homewares with no real intent on buying them, instead opting to spend lavishly on tea bags, cartons of milk and sugar cubes; the latter of which she has in a glass bowl with a suitable set of tongs at hand.
Person 1:- "Are you goin' yet Jarge?!"
Jarge:- "Not until I've had my thimble sized cup of tea with triple the milk and quadruple the sugar!"
Eyewitness:- "She must be a right George's Ma".

It's ma'am 

A woman with voice of man who rages at GameStop cashier because she insulted due of her voice like a man
"It's Ma'am!"
It's ma'am by DoomedXD January 20, 2019

Becca's Ma 

An alternative to the N.Irish ur ma
Ur ma's so fat she has her own gravitational pull
Becomes
Becca's ma's so fat...
Becca's Ma by greencastle October 13, 2006

mckee's ma 

last night
mckee's ma by nial foster December 2, 2003