id-mong

An unintelligent, ugly human being constantly saying stupid things. See also: Mongrel.

Andy, quit saying stupid quotes from the movie League of Extraordinary Gentlemen you id-mong.

by Eric Devlin February 3, 2007

Monged outta my Tush

When you are in a retarded mood from drink and/or drugs

Hey man my sheets are suppose to be white not brown
shitty pants" Ya that was last night I was monged outta my Tush.

by Simon galaxy November 21, 2014

mong peng

Mong peng is a Cantonese word and is often use to describe someone who is blur and stupid.

Nei dong Ngor hei Mong peng? You think I'm stupid?

by H.A.CM March 2, 2014

Mong Juice

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.

My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out

by B1G $t1nky October 17, 2023

Ball Mong

A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)

“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”

by JungWalt August 25, 2022

mongs mugs and dishonesty

A band invented in 2021 at precisely 3:03 am. To prove that we can outsmart Jave Hapel Jave Karrison.

Who's up for a little smoke mirrors aka mongs mugs and dishonesty.

by Mong Regulators June 10, 2021

Mong Skite

A night spent in the flat boozing. Like the term skite but you get "monged" before any skite actually occurs.

Chris: 'Hey Stu heard your hitting the clubs tonight with Tom and Rach?'

Stu: 'No Chris we're actually thinking of having a massive mong skite at my flat - everyone's invited.'

by m00nchat September 3, 2008