My. Life. Is. Desi.
used to emphasize uncanny situations which don't happen naturally outside of desi culture and when viewed in retrospective by ABCDs or FOBs, they realize that it's not possible to get away from their desi heritage
A strong sign of MLID-ness is when urdu and english words are used in the same sentence together.
"Today, I took my Mom to this nice Mexican restaurant. As soon as my Mom got his burrito, my Mom starts up. "This is nothing but some roti, tamaatar, kheera, dhaniya and chicken...you paid $20 for this?! Come home, I'll make it for you for free." My Mom was saying this to some gori 2 tables over,MLID"