mj

Stands for Michael Jackson

MJ is such a awesome performer.
MJ is Innocent and childlike.

by AsLonelyAsAngelMichael. August 23, 2006

Mj

the baddest bitch of dem all🤪😛. will turn all y’all gay in an instant boo🥵 life of da party😆 big booty bitch👏🍑

guy 1: oooo who’s that hottie
guy 2: oh that’s just Mj

by MJ penis February 18, 2019

MJ

Slang for Marijuana. From the word Mary-Jane.

Popular term from the mid 1960's Mary-Jane was created from the literal English translation Mari = Mary and Juana = Jane.

-"Hey, how's the MJ?"
*"Its dank, try some."
-"Awesome stuff, I feel it already."
*"MJ's the shit!"

by MJ is Mary-Jane December 5, 2011

mj

mj is one in a million, im so lucky i found them. once you find a wild mj, never let them go because that mj will be important to you for the rest of your life. they may bit a little bit quirky sometimes, but every other time they are sweet and always care for you. mj will be there for you from day one and makes a good friend and even more if you want them to be. thank you so much for being in my life mj.

mj's main traits are; caring, protective, funny, unstable, beautiful, and handsome.
(also this is referring to the name itself, not michael jackson) :D this is my proposal to mj

Anon: who's that? they seem really hot and funny and nice

Anon: that's my s/o mj!

by totallynoturmum October 29, 2021

MJ

Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, THE Michael Jackson, the moonwalk man, lead singer of The Jackson 5

Bob: I wish Michael Jackson hadn't died

Larry: Ja, MJ was awesomesauce

by AslansJewel July 31, 2009

MJ

Sexual contact that you reluctantly accept.

A predatory move used by past prime silver foxes on unsuspecting drunk males.

The mud shark cornered me in the bathroom and MJ’d me.

by J Wan March 17, 2019

MJ

MJ is usually depressed 24/7 whether if it’s problems or arguments. He is mostly alone in his dreams. He is a lone walker. He dies in his dream all the time and can not escape the difficulties he has done in the past. MJ listens to sad music to keep him up all night. He only cares about people who actually love him back. He has a mind of his own.

“I feel like MJ now”

by xxmystical_wolfxx October 20, 2018