(Monkey fucking a coconut) Other wise known as Ceropithecoidea coitus cocos nucifera. This is new progressive creationist theory in which the creation of the universe was due to the explosion of a coconut that the monkey was fucking, together with the genetic material and coconut fragments whole solar systems were created. With this new perspective all questions are answered. Why we are here, who created us and so forth. This religion condones sex, alcohol, and drugs. The day of worship is friday night in which you and your religious sect will meet at a local bar and drink until you can no longer stand. The only time one is expected to pay reverence is when the song Bad Touch is played on the radio, at which point it is expected that all do the monkey humping dance.
OMFG did you see that guy, he joined the MFC religion and has been getting laided ever since!

DUDE drink the coconut milk, that guy did and look at home much fun he is having NOTE: if you are against doing drugs like LSD DO NOT drink the coconut milk.
by Lola Sexogatito May 9, 2008
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Mastrubation Finger Club. What happens when women have one broken nail and the others are still ok.
She's in the MFC.
by Dan October 3, 2003
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Misfits Fiend Club - The Misfits are a legendary horror-punk band from the 70's. "The Misfits Fiend Club" is what their fans are called.
If you like the Misfits, you're in the MFC.
by HoriaD June 10, 2007
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Mutha Fuckin' Chessin - Saying that something is crunk
That ride with the 23s is MFC.
by Nate Dogg January 26, 2004
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Stands for "Monkey Fucking A Coconut" Prolly one of dane cooks funniest bits. Can be used as a insult
And on the Bottom where it says sign here you drew a picture of a monkey fucking a coconut... Is this you sir? Are you MFC? Are you monkey fucking a coconut?

Dont be such a MFC!!
by MFCrazy March 15, 2005
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This is a more "mixed company" friendly way to express the above expletive. This can be used as an adjective but it's more commonly just used as an angry outburst.
"That MFCS just rear-ended my new car!!"
or
Joe - "Hey, Tom, I just saw Pete with his tongue down Kelly's throat. Isn't she supposed to be YOUR girlfriend?"
Tom - "MFCS!!!!!"
by GhostFaceGirl October 20, 2005
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