magic shit

To excrete without leaving a trace in your anal area; continuing to wipe but failing to find any traces of shit. Believed to occur when a turd is released at a rate of knots. The most economic and fulfilling shits ever.

Varients: Ghost shit, phantom shit.

"I just had a magic shit"
"What's a magic shit?"
"I didn't have to wipe, it came out so fast!".

magic shit by Ritchie May 1, 2004

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Crazy Magic Shit

Crazy Magic Shit is when you can open automatic doors, or when your at the stop lights and you can switch them to be green insted of red or yellow...its also when you can open wheelchair doors : )

Did you see her open that automatic door?

Yea that was some Crazy Magic Shit!

Crazy Magic Shit by fancygirl1042 November 17, 2009

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Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.

Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.

Crocodile magic shit by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023

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Magic Shell Shit

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.

Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?

Magic Shell Shit by kainalukai July 20, 2011

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Magicsito

A fancy-pants cholo who plays hard and acts hard to get, partially because he thinks he's hard since he has done hard time (or some shit).
He also thinks he's real suave. And there may be something somewhat sexy and smooth about him... but watch out because after he takes your girl, he will probably rob you and your neighbor blind.

That POS Magicsito and Maldonado fucking emptied my cousin's car, in which he has been living! Robbed him of all that he owns! Magicsito will get swindled after Mija's Magic Vi'to Sit'on his Dik-o and starts a fire. ;) just wait. She don't suck it easy! ;)

Magicsito by FireFlowerStarChild September 28, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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