magic shit

To excrete without leaving a trace in your anal area; continuing to wipe but failing to find any traces of shit. Believed to occur when a turd is released at a rate of knots. The most economic and fulfilling shits ever.

Varients: Ghost shit, phantom shit.

"I just had a magic shit"
"What's a magic shit?"
"I didn't have to wipe, it came out so fast!".

magic shit by Ritchie May 1, 2004

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Crazy Magic Shit

Crazy Magic Shit is when you can open automatic doors, or when your at the stop lights and you can switch them to be green insted of red or yellow...its also when you can open wheelchair doors : )

Did you see her open that automatic door?

Yea that was some Crazy Magic Shit!

Crazy Magic Shit by fancygirl1042 November 17, 2009

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Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.

Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.

Crocodile magic shit by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023

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Magic Shell Shit

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.

Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?

Magic Shell Shit by kainalukai July 20, 2011

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Magicsito

A fancy-pants cholo who plays hard and acts hard to get, partially because he thinks he's hard since he has done hard time (or some shit).
He also thinks he's real suave. And there may be something somewhat sexy and smooth about him... but watch out because after he takes your girl, he will probably rob you and your neighbor blind.

That POS Magicsito and Maldonado fucking emptied my cousin's car, in which he has been living! Robbed him of all that he owns! Magicsito will get swindled after Mija's Magic Vi'to Sit'on his Dik-o and starts a fire. ;) just wait. She don't suck it easy! ;)

Magicsito by FireFlowerStarChild September 28, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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