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1.
(noun), Machete Wielding Poo.

This is an extremely painful type of doody that is often accompanied by bleeding and/or blood streaks on the resulting poo stick.

A more common description of this type of doody states that it feels as though there are shards of glass juxtapositioned throughout the poo that sporadically slice your butthole lining as it exits. However, to be technically correct, shards of glass are inanimate and passive in nature, whereas the feeling described here is very much an animate and active process--it really does feel as though a moving blade is cutting you.

Note: painful symptoms of M.W.P. may present themselves during a P.O.U.S.
Dude, my butt is is all ripped up after I shat out that M.W.P. yesterday--I can barely sit down on it!
by OneDoody September 06, 2010

Words related to M.W.P.

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2.
Abbreviation for MAN WITHOUT PUSSY

A m.w.p is a man with hard dick who can fuck until the pussy scream for help
MAN without pussy is the same as MWP thus a real man with hard dick.
every lady that fucks with a M.W.P reach her orgasm during sex

such a man name is IAMONEHOOD on social networks
by Onehood January 12, 2014
 
3.
MWP
MAN WITH PENIS

a MWP make a woman reach her orgasm anytime he fucks
MAN WITH PENIS

you may say every man got penis but not every penis is strong and hard

MWP means you are a real man who can make every woman satisfy during SEX like onehood
by iamsilas January 12, 2014
 
4.
MWP
Most wanted person
You're my MWP!
by Giedroji July 12, 2008