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Any situational problem involving a man who is far more interested in a girl than she is to him. The symptoms include: constant whining, over-analyzing text messages, crippling lack of self-confidence.
(M.W. problem character) "She put a period at the end of the sentance. Does that me she wants to end the sentance, or the relationship?

(anyone without M.W problems) "You have some serious M.W. problems!"
by rogueleader August 11, 2011