Mop
Someone with ugly hair that looks like those string mops janitors use
Look at that guy's hair! He's such a mop.
by Slippy Slippy Sir February 15, 2013

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Mop
when a old overused woman gets soo loose that her baby maker cleans up anything on the floor and when it gets wet it cleans up all of the stains on hardwood and linoleum surfaces
I'm soo happy my grandma came over, I really had to mop up the floor
by Largefarva97 October 31, 2014

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Mop
James May, reincarnated into a stick
Can you mop the floor?
by JohnyGoTech April 14, 2016

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MOP
Marinade Overwhelming Pressure.
It basically means (marinade) sink the overwhelming pressure of a situation, like put it aside, then start afresh. its another texitng shortcut. It is used when things get awkward, u know like breaking the ice/silence or one doesn't know what to say in a certain situation. its like breaking a twix bar, need a moment, just say MOP, and it should stall some time. It can also be used for conversation starter or try to bring back a dead conversation. Saying in person is most fun, esp to annoy one's peers. try to clean up your conversation today, by using MOP. It can be used at anytime one feels necessary to use it like (lol).
Ro : hey dude whatup
Jef : sup, chillin u?
Ro : same

time passes, words unspoken
Ro: MOP
Jef : LOL :) so what did u do today?

(see how the conversation started again, took away awkwardness) lol see how he broke the silence?

Ro :MOP
Jef : wat? hey

(look at this example, see how the convo started?)

To annoy ones peers "mop mop mop mop" just say it over and over again in person, or if they dont talk lol

(for this last example, might only want to do with peers one is close to lol)
by rororourboat903 September 29, 2011

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mop
airhead. person with no capacity of thinking and no skills for doing something right. its appearance is that like the one from an afroman.
that mop screw my computer, fucker...
Mop asks: does XX means the 20th century?
by korky October 12, 2004

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Mop
(Adj) A slang term for something of a positive nature. Opposite of Buckets
That hat is totally mop.
by RevJeff January 22, 2011

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Mop
1. A hippie-style broom

2. Cops who work at the mall. Their primary job is to make sure people get lost and wind up in more stores.
1. My mother uses a mop when she cleans.

2. If you ask a mop for directions, you are sure to end up at every store except the one you're looking for.
by Lunaselenemoonagain January 03, 2011

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