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A wank focussed on the celebrity Myleene Klass, as seen in a bikini on the posters for UK company Marks and Spencer. (M&S)
J: Ah mate I just had the biggest M&S Wank
T: That's wrong homeslice, she has a baby now
by Calvin J Klein July 26, 2007

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