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Fabulous, fun 925 Sterling Silver jewellery without the flabbergasting price tag attached. Lux Silver sprees are typically a natural female over-reaction to: a) A nasty break-up with a single-celled moronic buffoon. b) Celebratory occasions ie: discovering your high school nemesis is fat and ugly (thank you Fbook). c) Ecstatic news ie: the blood tests were negative. d) Terrible news ie: your in-laws are coming. Lux Silver sprees have proven to be highly effective when exacting hockey-husband revenge, or when seeking PMS relief without the calories. Also known to be a very healthy alternative to murdering your in-laws. Put down the knife...and pamper yourself! I indulge my bling-fetish with Lux Silver therapy.
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