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A word used to replace any word in any sentence.
"I lump you"
"Go lump yourself"
"That lady is lumpy"
by metallicmagic1989 June 20, 2006
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(1) Little Ugly Midget Penis or a really small penis.

(2) A guy who thinks he got a big penis but actually has a very small one.
"That nigga got a lump."

"FYI - he got a lump."

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provide bodily stimulation in order mitigate distraction
i have to write 6 poems, come lump with me
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a squeaky clean enguine. hehehehehe
by arsia June 19, 2003
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A dog who although has been run over many times still loves to chase cars.
"Lump, come back here boy, that is an ugly car."
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A person whom, when consuming any dose of marijuana, will act like a "lump" in the corner of the room - apathetic, useless, and lazy.
1: "nahh don't want to do anything today"
2: "fine, get high and be a fuckin' lump."
by TheWondrousBiso July 08, 2011
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Light bulb moment or sudden outburst of happiness; also can mean a cute animal or person.
I just had a lump I remembered I am going over my friends house tomorrow!

That guinea pig is such a lump!
by Bengalz3 January 10, 2008
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