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a person with no arms or legs
after that horrific combine harvester accident, jimmy gained two new nicknames:

'lump' and 'torso boy'
by Freddy Fitz-Smythe February 03, 2004
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A word The jew crew ususes most of the time when playing halo 2. They call pple who jump around and are suspected of cheating, "lumps"
Omg U lump, I shot u like a billion times with the smg, and u still did'nt die.
by Latino boy March 03, 2005
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A game in which two extremely bored people toss a hat on to each others heads. One person sits on a lofted bed while the other sits in a chair or on a coffee table. Lump is achieved after one person manages to toss the hat onto the head of the other person. Origins go back to 2004 A.D. after Cool Kyle gave a lame definition of the word lump as a smell of two people in the process of making out.
Zach and Randy played lump after Cool Kyle gave a dumb example of the word.
by Randall November 22, 2004
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An acronym for "land under my penis" referring to one's own testicles.
boy: Would you like to feel my lump?
girl: eww, no way
by GreatClips March 05, 2010
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Big, steroid riddled hard men.
e.g. I need to hire a couple of lumps to work on the doors in my club
by EllisC February 09, 2009
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A really annoying thing that kicks your OCD to a higher level. Like in a meeting if the man in front of you is a man you don't really know has a little lump on his suit coat, you have to just stand the meeting looking at that little lump fighting yourself not to touch it.
The lump was so annoying, I had just about had it looking at the unperfect rug.
by Lily Billy November 27, 2016
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Customer- when can i get that lump
Dealer- When I get my money
by guwan September 06, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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